Greek Chorus Hears Medusa Doing Zumba - Rayji de Guia

​Did you hear mga dear Medusa

attends Zumba na? Left Mixxedfit

a misfit, tits slipping through the fit of her slip.

E ‘di wow, easier daw

kasi she’s well-endowed

with the highbrow knowhow –

        Olga, that hija goes to yoga

        without a toga. Gaga,

        amiga, she doesn’t have a bra.     

                        I mean, is it desente to be

                        that kampante?

        I hear she sneaks –

She a snake?

        Putek, let me speak: she sneaks

        snakes – snacks – ah, puta, I forgot e…

        Mga bes, did you hear Medusa

        has snakes on her neck

        and under her chin?

Dae, Mareng Kiray says she cries when she tries

to raise her thighs every Muay Thai, aray.

                        Ay sus, I’m sure Perseus

                        would have issues –

Oh, Perseus! He’s got that

tight fit. Coach Perseus,

so courteous, pero medyo bastos.

        His abs, her flabs,

        not bagay, it’s sad.

I know it’s crass to make chismis

in class, it’s just–when you look into the glass:

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Rayji de Guia (21st century) The Philippines

Source: harana poetry